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Joke of the Day

"Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""OH SNaP!"""

"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."

"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"

"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."

"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"

"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans."

"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"