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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is to socialising ...what a gloryhole is to love."
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"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"
"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."
"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."
"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."
"Robin Williams isn't dead He just retired, he's on a beach somewhere sipping mimosas and watching the sun rise. Hope you finally found your peace."
"Pancake Day ... Has has really creped up on me this year"
"If by ""flexible"" you mean ""can I get my foot behind my head?"" then yes, I am. If you mean ""can I get my foot back down?"" then no, I am not."
"My friend's been dating Tim Howard She told me he's a keeper."