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Joke of the Day
"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"
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"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"
"A new yoga student after his first class approached his attractive female instructor and said ""I heard you're into fitness..."" How about fitness dick in your mouth!?"
"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."
"What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !"
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"
"Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen."
"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay"