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"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
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"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"
"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""
"I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day... But, I couldn't find any."
"What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season"
"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"
"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."
"I'm so good at this Fitbit thing! I reached my daily step goal before I even left my bed this morning!"
"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""