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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"
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"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."
"The world is my oyster. Too expensive to enjoy every day."
"If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem."
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of intoxicants."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure"
"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."
"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."
"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."