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Joke of the Day

"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."

"I text my wife tonight, ""Honey, I'm going to stay in the bar another hour with my friends for another pint..."" ""...if I'm not back in an hour then read this message again."""

"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."

"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"

"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."

"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""