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Joke of the Day

"My son: Mommy I can't wait to grow up and be a man. Me: Don't be silly son, you can't do both"

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"- Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that."

"A man was arrested today for masturbating on a subway. Apparently, it's a crime to be metrosexual."

"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby"

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS."

"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."

"Roasted broccoli for dinner tonight, and the rave reviews are in. ""What is this? It tastes like hair,"" said one ungrateful child."