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Joke of the Day

"- Baby, I just want everything to be like it was at the beginning. - When we first met? - No, before that."

"Google, Microsoft and Disney are among suitors for Twitter Will it be Twoogle ? Twindows ? The Wonderful World of Tweets ? Be prepared"

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"

"What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!"

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"

"First joke I ever told. You know what a hypocrite is? A guy that hates cats, but loves pussy."

"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."

"Why deal with the petty hassles of being in an actual relationship when you can watch Corona commercials and remember why you're single?"

"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."