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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry? It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR"

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."

"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"

"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."

"Insanity? Psychiatric patient attends his appointment with no clothes on, the guy is wrapped in clear plastic. As he enters the psychiatrists office the psychiatrist comments,, "" I can see your nuts"""

"There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both."

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."