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Joke of the Day

"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"

"This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin"

"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."

"Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much."

"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"

"[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS"

"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."