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Joke of the Day

"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."

"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"

"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."

"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."

"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"

"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"