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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
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"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."
"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""
"I like my women like I like my dragons... Jealous, naked, and atop a bunch of gold."
"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."
"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."
"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."
"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"
"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"