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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
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"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck."
"There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said ""boughten"""
"I used to be confused by the quote ""with age comes wisdom"", but now that I'm older, I think I've finally figured it out."
"*stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes"
"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"
"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."
"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"
"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""