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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
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"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"
"My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't stop talking about Star Wars. I said ""Please don't leave me, Yoda one for me."" In other news, I'm single."
"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."
"Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid."
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers."
"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"
"I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally."