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Joke of the Day

"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"

"And the lord said take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"" and Gordon Ramsay replied ""bland, dry, and tasteless."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"

"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"a horse walks into a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""why the long face""? The horse says, ""I have cancer""."

"A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles.. Police think he topped himself."

"One of my friends went up to my Portuguese dad.... and asked ""You're Portuguese, right?"" He said ""No, I'm Portugoose. There's is only one of me"""

"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"

"Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too."