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Joke of the Day
"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"
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"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"
"Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean - me, as a gynecologist"
"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"
"What did the blind man say when he walked passed the fish aisle in the supermarket? Good morning, ladies."
"What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!"
"Waiter waiter this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight sir. Then bring me the winner."
"What did Princess Fiona call her husband when she found him in the middle of a gay orgy? Bishrekual"