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Joke of the Day

"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"

"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"

"Dating black girls is the best When you go over to their house, you never have to worry about meeting their dads"

"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."

"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."

"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""

"People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree."

"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."

"Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !"

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."