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Joke of the Day
"I always hold my girlfriends hands Because if I let go she shops!"
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"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"Why couldn't Luke get any sleep? Because the Force Awakens"
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."
"A beer matt walks into a bar.. Drinks are on me!"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
"Headaches aren't real.. They're all in your head."
"I saw an American Bridge player crying last night She said she bid 4 No Trump"
"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."