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Joke of the Day

"I am the best at avoiding competition."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"When someone asks for one of my french fries, I react like the majestic cheetah by snarling and taking my food to the top of a tree."

"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"

"Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"*covers kids eyes* ""Hey Billy, guess who?"" ""Dad!"" ""Nope"" ""I knw its u dad. I know ur voice"" ""Its not ur dad"" ""Stop jking"" ""Ur adopted"""

"What did the Mexican say to the Italian? Que pasta?"

"*Reads about a Salmonella outbreak on lettuce -NEVER eats Salad again! *Reads about the dangers of Alcohol poisoning -NEVER reads again!"

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."