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Joke of the Day
"I am the best at avoiding competition."
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"What did Eric Garner's wife say to him? Would it kill you to go sell a few cigarettes? too soon?"
"Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell? because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out"
"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""
"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"
"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"
"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"
"""My lips are sealed."" -Virgins."