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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar . . . He says ""Ow""."
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"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"The Jerk Store Called, they're running out of you! -George Costanza haha, sorry this just came to mind and I had to share.."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."
"What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day."
"Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them."
"""I'm a model."" I see. And does anybody else know that?"
"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."