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Joke of the Day

"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?"

"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."

"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"

"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."

"The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag."

"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."

"Sex is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball"