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Joke of the Day

"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."

"What sits down but doesn't get back up? A redditor."

"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."

"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"You play the victim so well, I'm surprise you don't carry around your own piece of chalk."

"Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?"

"""I've got cat-like T-Rexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Tyrannosaurus pounces on you*"

"My best joke Cloid"

"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."