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"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."
"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."
"Was watching golden globes this morning. The next door neighbbour was sunbathing topless in the garden."
"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."
"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."
"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."
"You don't know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you."
"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"