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Joke of the Day

"Was watching golden globes this morning. The next door neighbbour was sunbathing topless in the garden."

"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."

"What does an unborn child say... ...while its parents are having sex? ""Oh yes, daddy!"""

"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."

"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."

"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor."

"[Dad jokes anonymous] ""...and I'm clean 30 days"" Guy from back: HI CLEAN 3O DAYS I'M DAD ""DAMN IT, JERRY!"""

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."