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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"
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"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."
"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."
"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"
"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can't."
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