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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"
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"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"
"Rocks think evolution is bullshit."
"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."
"Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!"
"A woman screams as she gives birth... ""What's wrong, honey?"" her husband asks. ""What's wrong?!?"" the woman shouts, ""THESE CONTRACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!"" ""Sorry babe. *What is* wrong?"""
"what's food backwards? vomit"
"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"
"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"