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Joke of the Day
"what's food backwards? vomit"
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"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."
"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."
"My hand sanitizer smells like vodka. This gives me an idea! ........OK, that wasn't a very good idea."
"What should you do if you find the corpse of a raped woman in the woods? Check your bearings, you're going in circles."
"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"
"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"I used to have dreams... then I became an insomniac"
"Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash."