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Joke of the Day

"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist."

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"

"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"

"Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*"

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."

"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."

"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."