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Joke of the Day
"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."
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"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"
"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."
"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip."
"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."
"ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo"
"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"Some say sex is better than chocolate. Others say chocolate is better than sex. I say why not make love to chocolate."