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Joke of the Day

"In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car."

"why does the official Reddit app aways crash? Unfortunately Reddit has stopped working, would you like to report the issue?"

"We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again."

"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."

"If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die."

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"The First Time"

"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."

"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."

"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""