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Joke of the Day

"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."

"Every time I say that I'm ready to order in a restaurant what I really mean is that I'm not ready but the panic will help me make a decision"

"Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side"

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""

"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."

"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."

"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."