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Joke of the Day

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother."

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font"

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"Why didn't the Jews fight in WWII? They all went camping."

"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."

"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."

"Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different definitions of ""Casual Friday"""