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Joke of the Day
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
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"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"
"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"If life gives you lemons, you migth be lysdexic"
"q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement."
"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"
"What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants."
"3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet. I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone."
"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."