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Joke of the Day

"In my day cartoons made sense. Chipmunks did all the rescue rangering and a rich duck swam in gold coins like they were water"

"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family."

"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."

"So if you help Jack get on the horse... do you help Jack off the horse?"

"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"

"Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"

"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."