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Joke of the Day

"what kind of pants does a monkey wear? ma-khakis"

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."

"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"

"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."

"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."

"Generally speaking, a woman's hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore."

"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"