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Joke of the Day
"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"
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"Friend: Don't come on too strong is my dating tip. [At the restaurant] Her: Can you pass the salt, please? Me: Sorry, it's too heavy."
"The Mancave is where I change into my Manman costume."
"If you ever want to catch a white person, just set a table outside a restaurant in the summertime."
"At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years? Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision"
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"I dance like people wish they weren't watching."