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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""

"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."

"[Interview] ""Tell me your weaknesses"" Me: Well, I.. *wife busts in* He's a mouth breather, leaves the toilet seat up, forgets to take out th"

"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."

"Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it's to be less of a nerd."

"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."

"Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*"

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."