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Joke of the Day

"Why did gays started to join NSA? They thought it stood for 'no straight allowed'."

"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."

"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"

"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."

"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"