202031

Joke of the Day

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who could never remember the punchline? It...um...it was a pretty good one."

"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."

"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""

"Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? Because they're trying asbestos they can."

"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."

"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."

"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"

"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."