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Joke of the Day

"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."

"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""

"People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number."

"I have a diabetic racist uncle who doesn't get on with milk. He lacks toes and tolerance."

"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"

"My dad ""Girls are the devil, always remember that son"" says my married father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife"

"YOLO doesn't work for cats."

"The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not."