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Joke of the Day

"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."

"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."

"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"

"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."

"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."

"Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days."

"My wife Googled ""how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."