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Joke of the Day
"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."
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"Fun Fact: When your favorite football team wins, you don't win. You're just drunk on a couch screaming at a TV."
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"Honey Boo Boo changes name to Sugar Scab."
"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."
"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."
"I test my smoke alarm batteries by burning the fuck out of everything I cook."
"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"
"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""