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Joke of the Day
"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"
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"The child in me says ""Eat candy for breakfast!"" but the adult in me says ""You're an adult! You can do whatever the fuck you want! Do it!"""
"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"
"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."
"A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"
"Two men walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""
"My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on."
"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."