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Joke of the Day
"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"
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"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they shoot, steal, and run."
"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"
"What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners"
"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."
"Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory."
"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"
"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."