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Joke of the Day

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"What possible bit about trying to buy a large number of ice cream containers and two boxes of tampons says I want to chat you up, douchebag?"

"Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce"

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"Have you heard about ISIS's new inflatable sex dolls They blow themselves up."

"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."

"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."

"Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain."