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Joke of the Day

"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"

"My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt."

"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"

"An Irishman walks past a bar"

"What do you call a horny Welshman on top of the Space Needle? Sheepless in Seattle"

"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."

"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"

"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"

"Why do girls have to get periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text us and be all like ""yo bitch, you ain't pregnant. Catch ya next month homegirl""."

"""Sorry"" seems to be the hardest word? There's ""Worcestershire,"" ""anemone"" & ""otorhinolaryngologist."" But whatever."