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Joke of the Day
"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"
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"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."
"Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey"""
"I've never once used the ""C word"" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts."
"What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!"
"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."
"Gonna let my boyfriend snort an eggroll out of my vagina while on a luge. Yeah we're having a Chinese New Year Olympic Valentine's Day."
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big rack. The 10th prefers the other 9 men."
"The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"