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Joke of the Day

"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."

"If at first you don't succeed: try management."

"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"

"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."

"Hitler started the first ever Jewish Marathon.. But he couldn't finish the race"

"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"4/20. Always forget."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."