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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."
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"No job is free, even the blowjob!"
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money."
"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."
"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."
"How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?"
"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."
"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"