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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."

"In To A Bar. A priest, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. he orders a drink"

"Can I ask you two questions? Ok, what's the second one?"

"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"

"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and said ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."

"What's the difference between a bug and an insect? Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot."

"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."

"Whiny prostitute Why did the whiny prostitute feel she really needed to buy a house? So she could finally feel comfortable telling her parents she was a ho' moaner."

"BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome."