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Joke of the Day

"dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare"

"Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life."

"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC."

"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."

"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."

"A husband and wife are getting married.... Minister: And now your wedding vows Groom: A E I O U Bride: Omg do u ever take anything seriously? Groom: sometimes....why?"

"Michael Phelps & I have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 DUI's."