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Joke of the Day
"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."
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"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical score? The Magic Flute in A Minor"
"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"
"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist? They didn't get hit by Terrorists."
"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."