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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's rap name? Toupee Fiasco"

"So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine."

"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""

"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams"

"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."

"Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore."

"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."

"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"