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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."

"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? polar-oids"

"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"

"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard."

"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""