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Joke of the Day
"I think my virginity has grown back."
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"The Rocky Mountains Ever since Colorado passed amendment 64, legalizing marijuana, there have been talks of renaming the Rocky Mountains to the Stoney Mountains."
"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"
"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"Honey I won the Lottery. Overly exuberant husband came home. ""Honey pack your bags I just won the lottery!"" Wife; ""Where are we going?"". Husband; ""We are not going anywhere - get the fuck out!"""
"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."
"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."