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Joke of the Day
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
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"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"
"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."
"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."
"Tumblr is like junk food They're both filled with trans fat."
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."