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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"
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"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"
"How do you tell a joke about ISIS? It's all about the execution"
"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."
"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."
"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"
"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""
"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"
"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."
"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"